The Joke Thread (Ignore the icon)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by flash31939, Oct 29, 2010.

  1. flash31939

    flash31939 Nightmare Sub Admin

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    Basically here you post the best jokes you can think of. You can also rate people's jokes on a scale from 1 to 10: 1 being not funny and 10 being the funniest "And im talking gut busting". Now dont rate low just because you don't like that person, only rate low if you don't like the joke and/or punchline. So here we go, start posting your jokes!
     
  2. Mc Diddles

    Mc Diddles <marquee><font size="3" color="blue">Justice Team<

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    I've already done with this with an garrysmod event.

    It did not work...
     
  3. Bundt

    Bundt DJ Pauly D MVP

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    I was the best....


    HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

    Whos the newfag that gets all the bitchez......... FLASH (shaft)

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH

    Whos the newfag who is trying way too hard to get posts and people to like him............ FLASH (not shaft)
     
  4. Mc Diddles

    Mc Diddles <marquee><font size="3" color="blue">Justice Team<

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    23:07 - Te"2D"i: 2/10
    23:07 - Mc Diddles: 6/10
    23:07 - Overlord: 2/10
    23:08 - Overlord: Bundts total: 10/30

    It truely was amazing.
     
  5. Tubbimora

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    So two dyslexics walk into a bra.
     
  6. flash31939

    flash31939 Nightmare Sub Admin

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    BUNDT(not flash).......hah bundt good job making of urself you finally figured out the truth about urself.....anyways just for your information im not new iv been here over a year....let this rack your brain.....[SR]{RB}Nightmare....i was here when ice world was pretty much just about the only thing dr played...i was here about 6 months or so before RP shut down.
     
  7. Xandrah2

    Xandrah2 Fear me puny humans!

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    And you've posted 36 times! Congratulations, you fail at being active ever, or posting things worth shit!
     
  8. Bundt

    Bundt DJ Pauly D MVP

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    I was pertaining to your forum account, as Xandrah has clarified. I still don't get why you have {RB} in your name, if that is Rice Boilers, which died off like 8 months ago.
     
  9. Zeke

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    Rockshell...





    FIN
     
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    Xandrah2 Fear me puny humans!

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    The best part of that joke, is that our comedians are our most trusted news reporters... Because they're less biased and better at it than the real ones.
     
  12. Zeke

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    Agreed, I would trust Comedy Central over CNN any day.
     
  13. flash31939

    flash31939 Nightmare Sub Admin

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    Can we get this back to being a joke thread.
     
  14. Zeke

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    Well, your not telling any jokes so I wouldn't talk.
     
  15. Mc Diddles

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    [youtube]3Ou07rZ15Ew[/youtube]

    [youtube]26VP5SY-dZw[/youtube]

    Mock of the Week is a hit and a miss.
     
  16. Tubbimora

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    Mock the Week is great.
     
  17. flash31939

    flash31939 Nightmare Sub Admin

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    Ok heres one of my jokes: A guy walks into a bar and says ow.
     
  18. Mc Diddles

    Mc Diddles <marquee><font size="3" color="blue">Justice Team<

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    Get out.
     
  19. Bundt

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    YOU ARE BANISHED AND EXILED TO THE NETHER REGIONS
     
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    flash31939 Nightmare Sub Admin

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