Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In One Night

Ouch, talk about rugburn.

 

An honorable death

 

Well them BR girls... gotta heart them.

 

That's... Interesting.

 

You would think his mother would care that he was locked in his room all that time.

 

Is this how they counted? Now when he passed out, were they like DAYUM he had a good time or DAYUM HE DED

 

I wonder how messy the corpse was...

 

One of the comments on the article said it was from a joke news site. I'm not sure about it's credibility, but it would make sense.

 

I'd be inclined to believe this, because unless your sperm count is off the charts, you were taking like ten types of male hormone replacement medication (in addition to your own hormones already working fine), and you could somehow get to 42 in a single night, I would be willing to bet a large sum of money that this is fake.

 

Let me give you a health lesson. Sperm is created by three key parts in the ejaculation. Actual SPERM is stored in your epididymis. Now, I hope you know that when you ejaculate, you have the sperm going out with your other fluids, which is 65% in your seminal tubes, 35% from your prostate, and only a mere 5-10% of your actual sperm from the epididymis. When your out of sperm after a few ejacs, you eventually start shooting blanks, it's more of a clear fluid, coming from the prostate and seminal tubes, which means he can get orgasms and ejacs without sperm. Now, there must be a certain way that he could actually go 42 without physically hurting his penis, but there is all the possibility that this is true. Somebody can have the sexual desire to do that, sex addiction is very common, i'm assuming he could normally ejac very easily, so it would be easy to say he did it many times a day to begin with. Perhaps he died from a heart attack from all of the orgasm pleasure, it speeds up heart rate, and your brain goes nuts during an orgasm (watched a study done on a woman giving herself an orgasm while hooked up to brain sensors). I would bet otherwise Senor Cole.

 

Dr. Bundt is indeed correct in his spermaratus epididymis theorus. It is all well possible to ejactulate yourself into the next dimensious.

 

Bundt has been to the 4th dimension one night.. but that kid was probably around the 9th dimension

 

It was like a dream....

 

"her decision came too late."

 

I don't know what's worse, that I actually read all of that, or that you actually looked it all up.

 

I didn't look it up, I learned it two years ago in health class, we had to draw the pathway of sperm...