Funniest thing I have ever done? Had a debate with my principal about school rules and shit. I had better points than her. She listened to me and got rid of one of the rules. I thought it was pretty funny I could out smart her.
I didnt do anything but once my brother (4) jumped on my Dad and broke 2 of his ribs. He was a large baby.
Throwing a bag of Wotsits out of the backseat window on the motorway, only to find the person behind you swerving and constantly horning at us. Although dangerous, it was really funny
Meh, I haven't done anything amazing in my life. Except these girls wanted to be in student government, so they actually made posters, so we all drew joker faces on them and wrote "Why so serious" Yeah, gay. Borning, yes. Exciting, not at all. Entertaining watching them tear them down and asking themselves who would do this to them? Yes.
Our old teacher always tried to be really interesting and fun. Nothing wrong with that, but he tried too hard. So in gym class, he would always join a team with soccer, so we kept passing him the ball then making slidings to make him fall and stuff He also joined us with basketball once, but we threw balls at his feet, and he landed hard...
We annoyed some random women for like 2 hours with an airhorn outside her house till she got bored and came out with a pack of dogs and chased us, good times.
Lunch at school. My friend said something stupid, and they were like "Omigawd..." Quickly, I replied in an ominous, low-toned voice.. "What god?" (You had to be there. :>) Other than that, round-house kicking my brother in the face a few years back. My cousin and I still taunt him about it, lol.
Ate a vindaloo, leaving the restraunt, farted, my sister was behind me and she almost got knocked out. I had another one, but i just lost it in thought ><
Well there was that time we threw oranges out of the back of a school bus at oncoming cars. But really I don't remember, maybe that time I got kicked out of school for a year. That reminds me, I just missed it by mere seconds, at my school a black kid ran naked for about a mile (through crowds of thousands of people, like 4,400 people at my school) and came into the hallway where my class was and ran in the bathroom. All for a bet on the third to last day of school.
Well yesterday I was playing GTA SA on my Xbox, and sometimes I talk to myself when I play videogames, ( come on who doesn't ) and right as my dad walked in I said "(black guy) fuck dis gay shit" because I died. Then he said to me " (real name) Don't be such a busta. We both laughed.
Stabbed a nail all the way through my hand. Lolwut wasnt funny at the time though. Blah I dont remember. Ermmmmmm. Went to town yesterday, got drunk with some mates and fell over on random person on the Met on the way home.
Running into local mall's food court, shouting "IN CASE ANYONE CARES, I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!" And then running out. Oh and spinning-side-kicking my brother in the face while sparring when we took karate. Oh and ripping a HUGE fart that sounded like a shotgun went off in the classroom and interrupting a huge test we were taking.