A Call to Arms: There have been recent disturbances in the fair village of [BB], and we now know the offender. A Mr. Shadow has recently been found stalking around at night, which in it self is not a crime, but he has been linked to 295 cases of murder, with many more suspected cases. In the most gruesome way possible, he removes the cranial cap, and what's more eats the fleshy insides of the skull. An escaped witness even accounts: "I saw him... he cut him open... without even touching him! *Starts Sobbing* He took.. he took.. my best friend... *Sobs more*" Therefore, a call of arms has been issued, and we must deal with this disturber of the peace. He will be taken by force and burned at the stake, for witchcraft. BURN THE WITCH! A excerpt from the offender's "Achievement Book"
New Developments: The Mr. Shadow is really a Mrs. Shadow (which makes it even more indecent), and it turns out she stores the brains in her body for later examination and experimentation with the ultimate goal of creating zombie-like creatures with no higher brain function. More Excerpts from her "Achievement Book": Soon to be achieved ^
Faek: The horns aint horns, they're shells, and what is a diabolical symbol doing above a cross xD Edit: The mouth is true though
A spy witch (lolz spywich, probably tastes good to the pyro)? =O Amazing. She can backstab you AND cast demonic spells at your allies.
OMG ITS A SIGN, SLEEPYDRAGON IS THE DEVIL AND WAS WORKING WITH SHADOW ALL THIS TIME. FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN. lol Stolen from Shadow's BB Profile: