Forum Game : Corrupt - A - Wish

Granted, you die because a rare species of purple oompa loompa comes and steals it.

I wish I didn't have a physics test today.

 

Granted but you have been kicked out of the class

I wish I was already graduated from college

 

Granted, but you got a masters in liberal arts.

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

Wish Granted, You Jump off a Cliff to get an Adrenalin Rush and your Parachute has a Anvil in it. And You Packed the Parachute...

I wish people that cut their wrists would line up infront of me so i could personally BACKHAND all of them

 

Granted, but instead they catch your hand and start slitting your wrist.

I wish Brothers in Arms Hells Highway wasn't so short.

 

Granted, but then the game lags through a loop of opening one door over and over and over. Forever...

I wish I had an orange right now

 

Wish Granted, but its coated in urine, and you can't tell

I wish i had an Ice cream truck that Could FWY

 

Wish Granted, but all the kids run to the ice cream van and the police come and arrest you for child porn

I wish I had a lucozade sport.

 

Granted but it is poison and you die

I wish I could be happy again

 

Wish granted but you get so happy that you die.

I wish today was my birthday

 

wish granted , you hold a party but the only person to come is the local hobo

i wish i had an iPod Touch

 

Wish granted but you attempt to Jailbreak it and the CIA, FBI and M13 Come knocking on your front door to put you in Guantanamo bay for 36 years.

I wish everyday was Friday.

 

Wish granted, You now commit suicide realizing your wish means no more weekends.

I wish my ipod touch was awesomer than it already is.

 

wish granted, it becomes a zune (lol)

I wish Windows 7 was already released.

 

Granted, but it is so buggy that your computer explodes, killing you in teh process.

I wish that serious would get major traffic

 

Granted, By traffic you mean a whole bunch of cars spammed in the middle of the roads crashing the server, right?

I wish for a fish on a dish.

 

Wish Granted but its filled with Sea-Lion Excrement and you cant smell or taste anything anymore so you eat it.

I wish I could stop making people eat some form of Feces.

 

Granted, You now make them eat excrements,

I wish it was always SATURDAYS

 

Granted, I want that too, so I won't corrupt it. (Or meh: Granted but it's always Saturday the day that the world ends at 0.01 AM)

I wish for the wanky shit demon to come to me!