Granted, it just turns out to be stupid and kills you. I wish the movie "I Love You, Man" didn't have some really drawn out scenes.
Granted, a hot lady comes into your call and sucks your dick during the class, but you get a 0 on the end test, and are killed by your instructor. I wish people would make soem truely original wishes
Granted, but the Next wish is So original that you go blind before you even read it I Wish <Something Original> that <Easily Corruptible Circumstances>
Granted, but it <insert corruption here> I wish for an original wish for an original wish for an original wish for an original wish!
Wish granted, but you backhanding them makes them go home and cut their wrists more. I wish i was circumsized.
Granted, But now your *penis* is EVEN smaller. I wish for PIE! And i wish the guy who made Magical Trevor still made Videos /
Wish granted only the pie is filled with jizz and the guy dies before his masterpiece finishes uploading. I wish we could play on Evocity2
Granted, but the map upload was corrupted and needs to be re-uploaded by its creator. I wish I had someone to play DoW 2 with.
Granted but hes a 90 year old tranny named Tom Reanolds who stapled a dildo to his forehead I wish you would stop haxxing
Wish Granted, but you find out that the matrix exists and the only way to be free is to be able to haxx0r your way out, and as no one knows how to haxx0r you all get face fucked.... I wish there was no spoon.
Granted, there is no spoon. Only you bend. I wish the flying spaghetti monster would rape Brandon Roberts
Wish granted, it succesfully uninstalls itself and removes itself from your steam account. I wish I had another 360 controller.