Forum Game : Corrupt - A - Wish

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Advantage, Mar 22, 2009.

  1. Tuorg

    Tuorg Pootie Tang

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    Granted, it comes to you then rips out your lungs

    I wish my name was Beep.
     
  2. Snypedbyme2

    Snypedbyme2 Guest

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    Granted but you are a bomb and explode

    I wish for another uncorruptable wish
     
  3. Pot Ducky

    Pot Ducky Hurf Durf,

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    ^needs to wish
     
  4. Robert Benson

    Robert Benson Ze Captain

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    Granted, it just turns out to be stupid and kills you.

    I wish the movie "I Love You, Man" didn't have some really drawn out scenes.
     
  5. Zephyr1551

    Zephyr1551 The Slayer of Bob

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    Granted, the scenes are now extremely short.

    I wish valve would release the "Meet the spy" video.
     
  6. John Brown

    John Brown [BB] Resident Alcoholic Admin

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    Granted, But your banned from teh internetz.

    I wish my referee classes weren't so boring.
     
  7. Darkrip

    Darkrip New Member

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    Granted, a hot lady comes into your call and sucks your dick during the class, but you get a 0 on the end test, and are killed by your instructor.

    I wish people would make soem truely original wishes
     
  8. The Jerry

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    Granted, but the Next wish is So original that you go blind before you even read it

    I Wish <Something Original> that <Easily Corruptible Circumstances>
     
  9. Whitefang

    Whitefang ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Granted, but it <insert corruption here>

    I wish for an original wish for an original wish for an original wish for an original wish!
     
  10. TopgunZX

    TopgunZX iYo vivo en el Internet!

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    Wish granted, but you backhanding them makes them go home and cut their wrists more.
    I wish i was circumsized.
     
  11. Pot Ducky

    Pot Ducky Hurf Durf,

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    Granted, But now your *penis* is EVEN smaller.

    I wish for PIE! And i wish the guy who made Magical Trevor still made Videos :)/
     
  12. Zeke

    Zeke [BB] Sub Admin Sub Admin

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    Wish granted only the pie is filled with jizz and the guy dies before his masterpiece finishes uploading.

    I wish we could play on Evocity2
     
  13. Robert Benson

    Robert Benson Ze Captain

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    Granted, but the map upload was corrupted and needs to be re-uploaded by its creator.

    I wish I had someone to play DoW 2 with.
     
  14. The Jerry

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    Granted but hes a 90 year old tranny named Tom Reanolds who stapled a dildo to his forehead

    I wish you would stop haxxing
     
  15. George

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    Wish Granted, but you find out that the matrix exists and the only way to be free is to be able to haxx0r your way out, and as no one knows how to haxx0r you all get face fucked....

    I wish there was no spoon.
     
  16. Zeke

    Zeke [BB] Sub Admin Sub Admin

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    Granted, there is no spoon. Only you bend.

    I wish the flying spaghetti monster would rape Brandon Roberts
     
  17. limilim

    limilim Active Member

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    Wish Granted, but they come for you next.
    I wish I was supreme commander of the universe.
     
  18. The Jerry

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    Wish Granted, But Xenu kicks your ass and Reclaims his position.

    I Wish Scientology Was less funny
     
  19. Wierdonator

    Wierdonator New Member

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    Granted, you join them and take it seriously

    I wish Gmod would work
     
  20. Zephyr1551

    Zephyr1551 The Slayer of Bob

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    Wish granted, it succesfully uninstalls itself and removes itself from your steam account.

    I wish I had another 360 controller.