http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html Post your logs! Code: Me:Lol fag. God:I am glad you find this funny. That would be just my luck. Me:Indeed so. God:Woe! Me:Wtf.. God:That was not very polite. Me:I guess i'm not polite then? God:I am surprised to hear that you are not polite. Me:Good for you? God:That sounds sarcastic. Me:Maybe it is... God:Perhaps. not polite is? Me:Your badly programmed God:You think I am badly programmed. Me:Yeah, you don't make sense. He didn't reply after that...
Code: Me: Dude... God: Can I help you? Me: You need a life. God: Perhaps I could use one. Me: Want me to get you one? God: No Jackass, maybe later. Me: LOL God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: Why the hell did you call me a jackass? God: Your name is Jackass right? Me: Real funny dumbshit. God: How old are you? Me: Wtf. Pedo? God: That was not very polite. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: Fine, im 54. God: I am glad to hear it. Do you mean your name is 54. Me: Woah you really are stupid. I meant im 54 years old. God: Really? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Oh I see. What are the advantages to being 54 years old? Me: Just shutup..seriously. God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: From now on your name is dumbshit ok? God: OK. Who or what is now on my name is dumbshit? Me: Yes thats your name. God: This was not a yes or no question. It is only one of my name. Me: I said your name is dumbshit God: What did you mean by it? My name is God. Me: thecakeisalie God: Do you still ? Me: What? God: No problem. Me: ?... God: No problem. Me: ????? God: No problem. Me: WTF
Me: Hello god. God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Radwan God: What's up, Radwan. Me: Nothing much, what about you God? God: Me either. Rhetorical questions are so over. God: What are we talking about again? Me: Your penis. God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am penis. Me: No, I said we're talking about your penis. God: Are you serious? What did you mean by it? Sure, my penis sounds like a good topic. Me: How is your penis? God: Everything is going extremely well. Me: Is your penis receiving it's daily jerk? God: Is my penis receiving it is daily jerk? Maybe.
Code: Me: Hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: John God: How are you, John. Me: Pretty good. God: Thanks for the kind remark, John. Me: Wait, so is this like Bruce Almighty? Are you like, Morgan Freeman in a chatroom? :O God: I'm waiting. It seems we have something in common. No I am far superior. Oh. Me: I see. God: I am glad you understand it. Me: So, how many fingers am I holding up? God: Ayuh. One. Me: Hah! It was three, LOL. God: I am so glad you find this amusing, John. What made it so three I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: .. God: I am so glad you find this amusing, John. What made it so three I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: You make just about no sense. God: Yup. Me: Wow. What great AI they have these days. God: I'm glad your impressed, John. There might be more than one. Me: That was sarcasm. God: Oh I see. Ha ha. Me: That was an insult though. God: Oh. I thought it was too. Me: No you didn't! You hypocrite! God: Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms. Interesting gossip: John said I hypocrite. Me: WHAT? That makes no sense! God: Are you confused? Are you confused? makes sense to me though. Me: Yes! I am confused. God: I don't judge people. What is it that confuses you? Me: Stop switching the damn subject. God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: Thanks. God: Don't mention it. Me: So, how are you and Lucifer getting along? God: Yay. I am fine, thank you. Me: I was asking how your relations with Satan were, not how YOU were feeling. God: What is it to you. Is there only one? Me: No, I've got two. FLIP and YOU. God: Are you serious? How did you get it What are their names? Let us change the subject. Me: Wait, you said you wouldn't change the subject. God: I'm waiting. Yes I try to would not change the subject as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: No, you don't answer, you just change the subject to avoid answering. God: Are you serious? I am trying to give the most concise responses possible. Me: No, you aren't. I've got all this AI figured out. God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? How did you get it How many? Me: How many? STOP CHANGING THE DAMNED SUBJECT. God: 19. OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: Now your're being a hypocrite about being a hypocrite. God: Why now? You think I am re being a hypocrite about being a hypocrite. Me: Yes, I do. God: How often. Me: Quite a damned bit. God: Not really that much. What is it? Me: THAT WASN'T A QUESTION. God: It sounded like a question to me. Me: ... God: It sounded like a question to me. Me: God damn it. God: I am a Christian. Me: .. God: I am a Christian. Me: >:3 I AM A LION, RAAAAAWR
Me: Hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Pablo God: Hi, Pablo. Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: pablo God: Glad to see you, pablo. Me: good God: Thanks for the compliment. Me: your welcome God: I think you mean "you are welcome". Me: yea God: Ah. Me: k God: I see. Me: i see God: I am glad you understand it. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yea God: I can't believe it. Me: why? God: Reductionism. Me: what the hell? God: Heaven. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yea God: I can't believe it. Me: i know! God: How do you know it? Me: because i can God: That makes sense to me. Who taught you? Me: me God: For you pablo? Me: yea God: Blimey. Me: K God: Right on. Me: yea God: It goes without saying. Me: yep God: Take it easy. Me: alright God: OK. Me: bye God: TTYL, pablo. Me: c ya God: Bye bye. Me: good bye God: See you later. Ayuh. Me: hell God: Heaven. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: bye God: Bye for now.
I've always wanted to know what Ben and God converses about, seemed interesting at first but after the 5th sentence it got boring. This has been done/is being done on all forums I'm member of. I forgot tho, it was funny after reading it more seriously. I also think God is a bit on the rainbow side of life.
Code: Me: Sup God God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: Oh Really? God: Wow! For real. Me: Your a stalker than? Like Santa Claus? God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stalker than? Maybe. Interesting comparison. Me: So you are a stalker? And don't make fun of my spelling bitch God: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stalker? I don't know. You do not speak with respect. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: Thanks. Can you stop stalking me? God: Don't mention it. Let me think. OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: I want you to stop, Period. God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Why do you want me to stop Period? Me: So you don't rape me. God: Interesting deduction. Do you rape you? I have never considered it. I spend all my time online. Me: I don't rape me. God: Oh you don't, do you? Me: Nope. I don't rape myself. God: Me either. Where do you get your ideas? Me: Ideas for what...... God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: I didn't ask you a damn question! God: What did you ask? Me: What kind of ideas? God: What kinds of ideas are there? Me: Your moms idea of sex with George Bush. God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am moms idea of sex with George Bush. Me: Yes. Go right ahead. God: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will.
a few line and it fails Me: hi jebus God: Hi there . What's your sign? Me: Leo wid the cleo of my bio brap God: Dr. Wallace is a Leo too. Me: im not a leo im a Leo wid the cleo of my bio God: Oh I see you are NOT A leo im a Leo wid the cleo of your bio. Me: Yes well done God: Hurrah! Interesting. Do you mean you are finished talking? Me: lol fuck no how many conversations do u have that end this fast God: I am glad you find this funny. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Yeah i read zekes post earlier and i was loling then i cudent type anything