How do you suggest I get someone to stop smoking?

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  1. Teddi

    Teddi Well-Known Member Bear

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    What you do is you grab her write, slap it out, grip it tightly and scream in her face " I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING GOING TO QUIT YOU STUPID WHORE" and then you turn her around and you sp-

    wait what?
     
  2. Sleepydragn1

    Sleepydragn1 Serious Business Since 08

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    /agree

    Buying her stuff to stop before you talk to her might be a little awkward :p
     
  3. Zeke

    Zeke [BB] Sub Admin Sub Admin

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    Here's a fun thing to do, get a booklet of matches and one of her cigarettes.

    Cut open the cigarette and cut of all the ends of the matches and grind the sulfur up into a powder, now put all of it near the middle or end of the cigarette and seal it back up.

    Lots of fun to watch!
     
  4. John Brown

    John Brown [BB] Resident Alcoholic Admin

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    I lol'ed.
     
  5. TheLawGiver

    TheLawGiver New Member

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    While we're at it, just unload a standard 9mm Pistol into her chest, drop the magazine, reload and repeat......
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  6. Tubbimora

    Tubbimora New Member

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    LOL. I bloody well hope thats not what you do to your girl Teddi :p
     
  7. Zeke

    Zeke [BB] Sub Admin Sub Admin

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    Teddi's Girlfriend

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  8. [BB]Maxy125

    [BB]Maxy125 New Member

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    Problems
    1) she wont quit if she doesnt want to she has to be motivated
    2) whos to say she likes u - harsh comment dont take it personnly sowwi

    Things/advice to help
    1) Go to the nhs get patches help what ever u need
    2) is there a problem why she smokes depressed? then find out get her help
    3) me dad quit by self hypnosis heres some links along the lines of self help via
    ure brain
    http://www.neuro-vision.us/SmokingCessation1.html - cd's and such i just googled this btw
    http://www.amazines.com/Fitness/article ... eid=658513 - info on self hypnosis

    also you can use subliminal messages that your subconscious reads and obeys
    i sometimes use this.... for lucid dreaming its free so what can go wrong
    http://www.infinn.com/subliminal.html

    Erm there are things such as binaural beats which are werid music that i dont know
    calms you down changes your mood im not too sure about these but you should google it
    heres a youtube link so u can listen tell me what u think about it
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BAj7ogsMy6k

    hope i helped
     
  9. TheLawGiver

    TheLawGiver New Member

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    you meant

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  10. Robosmores

    Robosmores New Member

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    I lol'd.