they did, then british people were like "oh, get me a cup of tea, i love the name, let's name a country after it"
If my memory is correct then this is what happened. In 1629, Hitler sailed the seas in hopes of finding Antarctica, his luck was short lived when he found the land which we now call Haiti. Hitler started a civilization on "Haiti", called Panau, after traveling back to China and bribing random citizens to come join him in his attempt to, as he says, form a secret underground base which will hold tea parties annually. Hitler's plan worked besides for the fact that the tea parties did not attract many guests, so he resorted to starting a slave trade. Hitler thought that it would be smart to start in Africa to find these "slaves". Hitler rounded up a couple thousand slaves, taking them from family members, and sent them to Panau to live. When the slaves were sent to Panau the slaves did not know what to do. So the slaves built a fortress and made a urban gang. This gang is called "The Reapers". Other slaves did not appreciate the works of "The Reapers" so instead they made two other gangs. One being "The Ular Boys" and the other being "The Roaches". These three gangs had complete control over Panau, or so they thought. Hitler's military force still held most of Panau, and the gangs had no chance against his army to take over, unless helped. And this is when Scorpio comes in. Scorpio is a member of the Gestapo, President Bush's secret army reserve, and wishes to help the three gangs for one reason. After asking Scorpio why he wanted to kill Hitler of Panau he responded with this... "I am looking for an American with a price on his head." -Scorpio Scorpio didn't have any intentions on helping the gangs, he just wanted the big bucks for Hitler's head, so he contacted one of his local douche bags, Crabs. He helped Crabs escape one of Panau's greatest casinos located near a waterfall cliff. Afterwards Crabs told how to get information on how to get Hitler. Little did Scorpio know is that Crabs put a bug on his PDA, that tracked all the information he got and all of his locations. Soon enough Scorpio was confronted by ninjas sent by Crabs after trying to save a random slut named "Jade". Scorpio had no trouble taking out the ninjas, but it was too late. Jade was taken hostage in a crappy van and up from the ice below came a nuclear submarine armed to the pipe. The submarine launched a series of anti air missiles at Scorpio, but he easily dodged them. Scorpio then jumped on the van and killed Jade and then married the driver of the van. Five years later Scorpio then confronted Hitler in his secret underground base tea party (Note that this only opens once every year due to the tea sold in there). Hitler wore full plate ICC25 tanking gear. Scorpio was a mere mage in Naxx10 gear. This was going to be a challenge for Scorpio, but he wanted to go on... Scorpio whipped out his "pistol" and shot all over Hitler's face. Hitler was not expecting Scorpio to actually be a hunter, and he died with those 9 hits. Before Hitler died he paged Christopher Columbus to take sail to the north in hopes of finding the north pole for a new civilization. But Scorpio also paged one of his contacts, Lobster, to ambush the ships midway and take it down. Lobster is a skilled mercenary who specializes in mounting houses and hijacking them. Lobster was in a single seated jet, obviously going alone, and attached to the bottom was a bomb. Lobster was planning to suicide crash the plane into the twin boats in hopes of saving the north pole. Before reaching the boats Lobster was hit in the wing with a SAM missile, and was twirling out of control. Lobster fortunately is a professional spackler and repaired the wing, he then flew straight into the boat where Christopher Columbus was on. The explosion caused both boats to sink, and to this day we shall never forget Lobster. R.I.P. Lobster - 9/11/01 And thats how the English language was made.
Yeah, I didn't get most of that, kinda tired from all the late nights lately, but I'm a Scorpio! That's about the one thing I got from that...