Help me oh god

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  1. Stanley Kowalski

    Stanley Kowalski New Member

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    Hey [BB] a few months ago my mom died of cancer, so my dad and I got a custom real doll made of her that we both double team pretty much every night. Anyway, one night we where both plowing the mouth cavity at the same time when we heard a *pop*. I think we broke the squeaker on it cuz now it wont make any noise even when I pump it at full force.

    any Ideas on how to fix the squeaker?
     
  2. John Brown

    John Brown [BB] Resident Alcoholic Admin

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    Just buy a new doll
     
  3. Zephyr1551

    Zephyr1551 The Slayer of Bob

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    Donate your doll to a childrens hospital and get a new one
     
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    Tubbimora New Member

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    Dude...
     
  5. Stanley Kowalski

    Stanley Kowalski New Member

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    I installed a party horn down the throat but its just not the same as it hits me in the face when I bottom out.

    It is also useless in the shower, the paper gets soggy and it just sounds like a dying goose, I miss the way it spit up water like a squirt gun ( witch did wonders for my puke fetish) and pulled double duty by cleaning dried old semen from the throat.
     
  6. BlackDog

    BlackDog FUMUKU, shall rise again

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    John Brown [BB] Resident Alcoholic Admin

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  8. Zeke

    Zeke [BB] Sub Admin Sub Admin

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    They sell replacement squeakers you can just put a new one inside the doll.