Not gonna lie, that conversation by by Teddi, was EPIC. That was crazy, why don't I ever get awesome people?
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hi!!~ You: Tötet die Juden! Ehre der Führer! Stranger: ICH BEIN MEIN BERLIN You: SEIG HEIL Stranger: SEIG HEIL You: SIEG HEIL Stranger: HEIL HIELTER Stranger: HEIL FUHRER You: EHER DE FUHRER! Stranger: "NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #2334531-0343. "VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor for sex. If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Your conversational partner has disconnected. DAMN IT COPPA!!!!!!
Yeah, thats my epic awesome chat buddy ---------- Post added at 05:18 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:13 PM ---------- Another great chat buddy -_-
Code: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Hai Stranger: I WILL KILL YOU You: D= You: *Runs away* Stranger: i will hunt u down and kill ya in the next 3 days You: Do you take bribes? D= Stranger: no, im drunken You: Bribes of moar booze? Stranger: big dang bong chick Stranger: wait Stranger: i hear something Stranger: wtf? Stranger: it sounds like Stranger: its the noise of feets Stranger: going up my house Stranger: wtf? You: Oh gawd! 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▒▒▒▒▒▓░░__________________ Stranger: what the fuck You: Now for a moment of ackward silence. Stranger: yes Stranger: i was scared Stranger: of pedobear You: Is he gone? D= Stranger: i will KILL YOu Code: You: Catface. You: He's got a big catface.. Stranger: do u know am elvis presleys son You: and the body of a cat... You: and the face of a cat... You: and he flies through the air with a big catface... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edit: Whoa, how did I double post? O.O Shouldn't it add to the other post?
YES! 10 POINTS FOR CAT FACE THEME SONG. Although you did mess up once. It should be "Through the air cause he's got a catface...." xD
*SCROLL OF RESSURECTION!" he got mad because i guessed it. Code: You: Quagmire Stranger: guess what i did!! You: touched yourself? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Okay so this is a shortened version of a prank I did to this guy. John youth is the prankee, Niko and I are the prankers. Also, everytime there is no name, that means that the last person speaking entered a new text (had to delete names because exceeded 10,000 letters.) Niko is pretending to be the victim of a convicted rape by John Youth. Here's John Youth's response: Code: Your chat with |HGN| Saren AKA Niko is now a multi-user chat. |HGN| Saren AKA Niko has been invited to chat. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN] has been invited to chat. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN] entered chat. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: What the heck? |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Um. Hi? [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Why are you accusing me of something I did not do? Is this a joke?! |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Excuse me? [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Viper said that you or he reported me for something i didnt do And now im scared shitless |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: What did I report you for? [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: ] -={Viper}=-: NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #2334531-0343. "VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor for sex." Reported by anonymous to Steampowered, tracked down, chat logs found. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: wtf? [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: WHAT? [PM] -={Viper}=-: no sorry bro i accidentally reported you and they tracked down chat logs [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: What the? HAT WHAT HAPPEND WHAT THE FUCK R U TALKING ABOOT what the hell? No seriously you're scaring me [PM] -={Viper}=-: Sorry!! Not my fault you tried convincing a minor to have sex with me i mean with you [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: What the? I DID NO SUCH THING WTF? [PM] -={Viper}=-: Sorry.. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Dudeb is this a joke? [PM] -={Viper}=-: Obviously you did no its not [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Q_Q? [PM] -={Viper}=-: I'm serious.. I'd call them use the reference number or something they gave you [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Dude I didn't do anything I barley talk to you [PM] -={Viper}=-: I accidentally reported you [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Well, what am I'm still WTF [PM] -={Viper}=-: i reported you and hgn is the person you tried to convince into having sex with [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: BUT I DIDNT DO ANYTHING [PM] -={Viper}=-: er saren Obviously you must have [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: What the fuck HGN is a clan |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Oh yeah! I remember now. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: that Im in for a server WAIT WTF |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: You tried to get me to come to your house. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: What the? WAT DID I DO" No? WHO THE HELL R U |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Saren. |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: You don't remember me? [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Nope |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: You tried to convince me to come to your house. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: When? |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Two nights ago. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: No...? |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Obviously you did. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: are you getting me confused with someone else? |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: No. |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: I remember your name clearly. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Okay this isn't funny anymore |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: It never was funny. This isn't a fuckin' joke. You tried to have sex with me. Illegally. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Why do you think I'm Freaking out!?!?!?!?! I didn't even do anything |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Well if we reported you you did. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Q_Q |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: The FBI is going to believe us over you any day only because we are telling the truth. [PM] -={Viper}=-: Yeah and chatlogs don't help you either [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Wait 2 nights ago [PM] -={Viper}=-: Where you drunk or high? [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: I was out camping with my dad? [PM] -={Viper}=-: Hacker? |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Obviously not. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: yes |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Either you did it or someone in your family did. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: I was camping [PM] -={Viper}=-: wait saren did you mean fortnight |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: But whoever it was it was on YOUR account. [PM] -={Viper}=-: or just night |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: I meant night. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Okay this is freaking me out right now |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: If it was a hacker or someone in your family, it was on your account. And if you cant prove you were out camping. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: They can ask my dad my sister my mom my dads co worker and his kid |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Do you have proof, besides words? People lie for there friends a lot. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Well, I would have to ask my dad if they keep records of the people who stayed on the campground? Idr where i'd have to ask mah parents |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Might want to hurry before the FBI come knocking on your door. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Omfg im only 13 why would I know this stuff Okay this isn't funny anymore please stop |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: I told you this isn't some joke. This is serious shit. You could go to prison. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: brb i gotta go use the bathroom |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: They could trial you as a adult for this shit. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Q_Q Please tell me you're kidding |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: We aren't. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: because I don't know what to do |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: This right here is VERY serious. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: But I didn't do anything |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Like I said before. Someone in your family. A hacker. But listen. If you do not have SOLID proof You could go down. Meaning. If you have this serious of a crime on your record. You wont be able to get or withhold a good job. This type of crime is the kind of crime people who own businesses, PD, FD, MD any of those. They wont want you to work for them. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: WAIT SRSLY OH MY GAWD [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: I wanted to jointhe marine corps |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: They don't allow people with these types of crimes in. Because that person. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: And this is all happening for something I didn't do |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Could do it again. Listen. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: BUT I DIDNT DO ANYTHING |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: When you go to court. Telling the judge Wont do anything for you. He needs proof. Solid proof. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Wait... [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Look I'm gettin greal confused [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: I jsut came back from eating dinner to cometo this [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: When I didn't even do anything |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Well "this" could end you up in prison. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Please stop this right now. |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: We cant stop this, no one can. |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: This right here |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: THIS [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: PLEASE STOP THIS RIGHT NOW I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH YOUR LIES |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: All of this going on. |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Lies? |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Okay, when the FBI comes knocking on your door. |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: And when you get out of prison. |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Come back and tell me it was a lie. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: IT IS A LIE BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPING |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: It isn't a lie, whoever did this, if not you you need to find out NOW. |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: If it was someone in your family. |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: You need to know. [PM] -={Viper}=-: It's okay, Niko. [PM] -={Viper}=-: The FBI just called me. |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: And they said? [PM] -={Viper}=-: Well, emailed me [PM] -={Viper}=-: John, I want you to hear this. [PM] -={Viper}=-: This is serious business. [PM] -={Viper}=-: Are you there, John? [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Dude please stop [PM] -={Viper}=-: Alright... [PM] -={Viper}=-: Here's what they said. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: im srsly crying right now. [PM] -={Viper}=-: YOU JUST GOT PUNKED!!! |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: HAAHHAHA [PM] -={Viper}=-: ahahahahahaha |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Oh god. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: thats not funny |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: HAHAHHA [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: im srs [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: that isnt funny |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: It is! [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: No it isn't |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Want to know what's even funnier? |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: I'm posting this on EVERY forum I know of. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: guess hwat [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: Your getting permad [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: From [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: HGN [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: I know ppl |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Cool. |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Really? |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: What people do you know? [PM] -={Viper}=-: lol |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Please tell me, who do you know? |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Locke? |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Silver? |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: Tundruff? [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: all [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: you're so banned |HGN| Saren AKA Niko: I bet. [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN]: good luck [PM] -={Viper}=-: lol [PM] -={Viper}=-: Saren good job [5868]|Sgt|John Youth<3[HGN] disconnected. By the way, Saren talked to the head admin, he would NOT be banned.