longest joke in the world

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  1. Mike

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    I didn't get it :(
     
  3. John Brown

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    I saw the longest joke years ago but never bothered to read that wall of text.
     
  6. giantzfan53

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    I read it (after I read the punch line and that it was a personality test, so yes I may have cheated but I enjoyed it) , I actually really got into the story, but the punch line sucked. Still funny though, got me thinking for about half an hour.
     
  7. Nick Vascuas

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    I dont have the patience to read that :(
     
  8. Dan

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    its a trap!


    56% begin scroll down to the punch line either before starting to read the joke or within a short period of time- usually 20 seconds or less. The vast majority of this group choose not to read the joke.
     
  9. Whitefang

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    I'm in the group that comes to 1/3rd

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    And fuck them, if I was like that then corporations would be far from done.
     
  10. Kaiden

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    11,798 words, :(
     
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  12. Nick Vascuas

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    NO SOULESS GTFO
     
  13. Soulless

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    Ok =(

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    I read the whole wall-o-text and it wasn't even funny...
     
  14. Mike

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    I read it all. I enjoyed it.
     
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    Poor mike, he got banned for not using a thread topic, just like me a John :(
     
  16. John Brown

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    True story. :(
     
  17. Austin4870

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    I'm in the 11% who read the whole thing. I found that the funniest part was the fact that I took 40 minutes to read this whole joke. :)
     
  18. Whitefang

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    Bush was shorter