A long time ago there was a man and he was a G. He traveled forward in time and stole the Declaration of Independence. He rolled it up and smoked it as a blunt and replaced it with the Declaration of G-Man which we all follow today. An epic battle took place before G-man could steal the Declaration of Independence. It ended with Epic Phail for humanity under the independent rule, and here is how it all happened... The battle was brutal...it lasted a full 7 minutes, but over 200 were lost...(those are over 200 ragdolls on my server) It was clear that the battle would not end unless G-man used his magic hobo abilities to defeat the rebels. G-man wins and goes into the base to steal the Declaration of Independence and use it to get high. Outside lie all of his soldiers and the rebels... Before finally finding the Declaration of Independence, G-man finds Breen guarding it and gives him a friendly welcome. Breen: You may have won but I am still sexy. G-Man: Your on old man, I am l33t, eat this! Breen: NoO0Es!!!! C@Nn0t! w!t|=|$t@nD! t3H l33t H@x0rZ! Breen realizes he is an epic failure and runs off in fear and goes home to play with his Chia-Pets and Barbie-dolls. I'm just as confused as you are as why the hell I'd post this.