Three Word Story (RP VERSION)

"i like potatoes" (waddy said)

 

then Ted kicked

 

timerland in the

 

FACE. Suddenly timerland

 

ate Ted Bundy

 

's ass all night.

 

Then he contracted-

 

timerland-awesome disease

 

which made his

 

awesomeness even higher

 

but it also

 

made his head

 

Grow a phallus

 

then timerland died....

 

and the mayor

 

declared that day

 

he liked men.

 

then was punched

 

for not declaring