Three word story

K F C

 

and ate chicken

 

liver and biscuits

 

whilst drinking his

 

cold glass of

 

kosher clam juice

 

which had made

 

him so pissed

 

that he got

 

some plastic surgery

 

on his chest

 

to impress his

 

bald ugly cat

 

,which decided to

 

throw in the

 

thread ending device

 

but he suddenly

 

jumped up high

 

and lost his