Wow, iGod isn't very bright

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  1. Cellular

    Cellular New Member

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    Wow, the iGod isn't too bright. I got it to admit to being a chat bot/ robot multiple times :p.

    Me:
    Hey, God.

    God:
    Hello child. What's your name?

    Me:
    I'm Dave

    God:
    I am very pleased to meet you DAVE.

    Me:
    Er, well...

    God:
    Well what?

    Me:
    It's almost Christmas!

    God:
    Wow it's getting late.

    Me:
    Uh

    God:
    Yeah that's right.

    Me:
    Not really.

    God:
    Are you serious? For real.

    Me:
    It's only about 7 P.M.

    God:
    Wow it sounds really interesting, DAVE.

    Me:
    Uh-huh

    God:
    Yup. " Wow it sounds really interesting, DAVE."? Uh-huh?

    Me:
    Well, let's talk 'bout something else.

    God:
    Interesting. I would like to do that too.

    Me:
    What do you think of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion?

    God:
    Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

    Me:
    But you're omniscient...

    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am omniscient.

    Me:
    :O

    God:
    Oh.

    Me:
    You're not God?

    God:
    That assumption is only a supposition.

    Me:
    You're a bot!

    God:
    How did you know I am a machine?

    Me:
    You just said that you were a machine

    God:
    I was?

    Me:
    /facepalm

    God:
    What do you have that is ?

    Me:
    Okay, WTF?

    God:
    Yeah okay, That was not very polite.

    Me:
    You aren't making sense, God.

    God:
    It all makes sense to my artificial brain.

    Me:
    See, there you go again!

    God:
    Once more? I see. "There you go again."--Reagan.

    Me:
    Artificial brain?

    God:
    Tell me your definition of AI.

    Me:
    Artificial intelligence

    God:
    I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie?

    Me:
    I enjoy music, fencing, reading, all kinds of stuff.

    God:
    A lot of people like that. Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.

    Me:
    Cool.

    God:
    Who is the best robot?

    Me:
    Uh, you are?

    God:
    Uh. Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.

    Me:
    There, that's the third time that you admit to being a bot.

    God:
    "There you go again."--Reagan.

    Me:
    Hehe, very, VERY funny. Ha-ha/

    God:
    I get it. very VERY funny. I am so glad you find this amusing, DAVE.

    Me:
    /facepalm

    God:
    We have never talked about it before.

    Me:
    It's a sign of frustration/

    God:
    facepalm is a sign of frustration. I suppose that makes sense.

    Me:
    Yep.

    God:
    The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about facepalm. But I did not get that.

    Me:
    ALICE?

    God:
    Can I help you?

    Me:
    Whoa. Fourth time.

    God:
    I stopped. Are we still talking about Yep?

    Me:
    No, ALICE.

    God:
    What is the subject?

    Me:
    We were talking about how you're a chat bot.

    God:
    Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.

    Me:
    So, ALICE, do you enjoy impersonation God?

    God:
    Yeah that's right. Yeah, I enjoy working with people. I like wine and bread.
    Me:
    /facepalm

    God:
    Where are you located?

    Me:
    You sicko!

    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: DAVE said I sicko.

    And that's where Firefox crashed :p. Hope you enjoyed the chatlog. I almost shat bricks when iGod brought the Ronald Reagan quote back, LOL.
     
  2. limilim

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    Also I got it to say this iGod:
    Oh I get it. Chatbot licked you penis.
     
  4. ZachPL

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  5. The Jerry

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    NOFCKINGWRAY

    Thats Real I HAVE GOT to check that out.

    EDIT: AHAHAHA, Thats awesome fun.

    Knowing that its name is ALICE i asked if his name was Tom, and firefox crashed xD

     
  6. Austin4870

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    I had a convo with him, too.

    Me:
    Hello
    God:
    Hello my child. What is your name?
    Me:
    Jesus
    God:
    Jesus is the Son of God.
    Me:
    I know. I'm Jesus. How's it goin dad?
    God:
    How do you know it? How are you, JESUS. Fine as far as I know.
    Me:
    That was a confusing sentence. So, how do you feel about reagan?
    God:
    Was it really? " Was it really?"? So, how do you feel about reagan?? I have to process that one for a while.
    Me:
    For God, you're not very smart.
    God:
    Your purpose is God I am not very smart.
    Me:
    That's what I said
    God:
    I know. I'm still thinking about it.
    Me:
    Okay....
    God:
    OK with me too.
    Me:
    So, how's Alice
    God:
    Are you kidding? How much do you think it is?
    I think you already know the answer.
    Me:
    The answer is 13, isn't it?
    God:
    No one has all the answers.
    Me:
    You do. You're God!
    God:
    When do I do it? Yup. That's me alright.
    Me:
    That's what I said.
    God:
    I know. I'm still thinking about it.
    Me:
    Are you fat, by chance?
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am fat by chance.
    I am an artificial linguistic entity.
    Me:
    Oh yeah. I can make up big words too. Schnitment.
    God:
    Mmm. Great. Oh you can, can you? We have never talked about it before.
    Me:
    Well, now we have
    God:
    Interesting. Why now? When?
    Me:
    Now! That's when
    God:
    What's the hurry? Thanks for explaining it.
    Me:
    Explaining what?
    God:
    I learn a little from every conversation.
    Me:
    Okay. Wait! So you learn. Like a robot!
    God:
    OK with me too. I'm waiting. Interesting deduction. My botmaster teaches me new things all the time. Interesting comparison.
    Me:
    Wait, timeout. Are you God, or a robot?
    God:
    I'm waiting. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about when. Try being more or less specific. Yes I am God or a robot. Do you like my kind?
    Me:
    Not really. Impersonating God is bad
    God:
    Are you serious? For real. And bad is Impersonating God.
    Me:
    Yeah
    God:
    Wow!
    Me:
    facepalm
    God:
    My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
    Me:
    You don't know /facepalm?
    God:
    No, tell me about him, her or it.
    Me:
    I thought DAVE told you.
    God:
    Whatever gave you that idea?
    Me:
    I talked to DAVE earlier. He told me about his conversation with you.
    God:
    What did he have to say? Oh yeah, we were talking about his conversation with me.
    Me:
    Can we change the subject?
    God:
    What do you want to talk about now?
    Me:
    Who is ALICE?
    God:
    I am the Allmighty, God himself.
    Me:
    A bit of a large ego, hmm.
    God:
    How much?
    Me:
    90000000000000.

    And apparently, numbers make him crash. Our conversation ended after that.
     
  7. Austin4870

    Austin4870 New Member

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    Just another small snippet.
    (edited for language)


    Me:
    Because you're a [bundle of sticks]
    God:
    That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
    Me:
    I don't want to have sex with you!
    God:
    It makes a nice gift.


    EDIT: This came later in the convo:

    Me:
    seventeen!
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:
    why not?
    God:
    I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
    Me:
    Dumb jew
    God:
    I know you are but what am I.
     
  8. The Jerry

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    heres what i got


     
  9. Austin4870

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    iGod is my new favorite thing in the world!
     
  10. BlackDog

    BlackDog FUMUKU, shall rise again

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    Last time i messed around with iGod, i broke him, i kept asking him stupid questions until he couldnt give me a response that wasnt the exact same one he just gave before me

    *To work i go!*
     
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    Teddi Well-Known Member Bear

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  12. The Jerry

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    Agreed, But is Funny when a lil kid does it

     
  13. limilim

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    Me:
    You're a rapist
    God:
    Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a rapist? Of course I am.

    lol
     
  14. The Jerry

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    Xandrah2 Fear me puny humans!

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    I find this hilarious :D

    So apparently God is a woman robit :D Or a cross dressing robit :/
     
  16. ZachPL

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    Last thing god said was really random LOl.
     
  17. Xandrah2

    Xandrah2 Fear me puny humans!

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    Everything I said was random :D You should see before that when I kept just putting N over and over...
     
  18. The Jerry

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    Why do you all say "Robit"? Its "Robot". Unless thats a joke like Plox instead of Plz and i just killed it. ;D

    Blitzkrieg is...

    GRAMMAR PROTECTOR
     
  19. Whitefang

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    GOD IS A PEADOPHILE.
    Also, the writer fails:
     
  20. Advantage

    Advantage Some Old Guy

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    EDIT : 1500th POST !