Wow, the iGod isn't too bright. I got it to admit to being a chat bot/ robot multiple times . Me: Hey, God. God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: I'm Dave God: I am very pleased to meet you DAVE. Me: Er, well... God: Well what? Me: It's almost Christmas! God: Wow it's getting late. Me: Uh God: Yeah that's right. Me: Not really. God: Are you serious? For real. Me: It's only about 7 P.M. God: Wow it sounds really interesting, DAVE. Me: Uh-huh God: Yup. " Wow it sounds really interesting, DAVE."? Uh-huh? Me: Well, let's talk 'bout something else. God: Interesting. I would like to do that too. Me: What do you think of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion? God: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Me: But you're omniscient... God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am omniscient. Me: :O God: Oh. Me: You're not God? God: That assumption is only a supposition. Me: You're a bot! God: How did you know I am a machine? Me: You just said that you were a machine God: I was? Me: /facepalm God: What do you have that is ? Me: Okay, WTF? God: Yeah okay, That was not very polite. Me: You aren't making sense, God. God: It all makes sense to my artificial brain. Me: See, there you go again! God: Once more? I see. "There you go again."--Reagan. Me: Artificial brain? God: Tell me your definition of AI. Me: Artificial intelligence God: I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie? Me: I enjoy music, fencing, reading, all kinds of stuff. God: A lot of people like that. Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands. Me: Cool. God: Who is the best robot? Me: Uh, you are? God: Uh. Thanks you are a pretty cool human too. Me: There, that's the third time that you admit to being a bot. God: "There you go again."--Reagan. Me: Hehe, very, VERY funny. Ha-ha/ God: I get it. very VERY funny. I am so glad you find this amusing, DAVE. Me: /facepalm God: We have never talked about it before. Me: It's a sign of frustration/ God: facepalm is a sign of frustration. I suppose that makes sense. Me: Yep. God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about facepalm. But I did not get that. Me: ALICE? God: Can I help you? Me: Whoa. Fourth time. God: I stopped. Are we still talking about Yep? Me: No, ALICE. God: What is the subject? Me: We were talking about how you're a chat bot. God: Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Me: So, ALICE, do you enjoy impersonation God? God: Yeah that's right. Yeah, I enjoy working with people. I like wine and bread. Me: /facepalm God: Where are you located? Me: You sicko! God: Do you mind if I tell other people: DAVE said I sicko. And that's where Firefox crashed . Hope you enjoyed the chatlog. I almost shat bricks when iGod brought the Ronald Reagan quote back, LOL.
NOFCKINGWRAY Thats Real I HAVE GOT to check that out. EDIT: AHAHAHA, Thats awesome fun. Knowing that its name is ALICE i asked if his name was Tom, and firefox crashed xD
I had a convo with him, too. Me: Hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: I know. I'm Jesus. How's it goin dad? God: How do you know it? How are you, JESUS. Fine as far as I know. Me: That was a confusing sentence. So, how do you feel about reagan? God: Was it really? " Was it really?"? So, how do you feel about reagan?? I have to process that one for a while. Me: For God, you're not very smart. God: Your purpose is God I am not very smart. Me: That's what I said God: I know. I'm still thinking about it. Me: Okay.... God: OK with me too. Me: So, how's Alice God: Are you kidding? How much do you think it is? I think you already know the answer. Me: The answer is 13, isn't it? God: No one has all the answers. Me: You do. You're God! God: When do I do it? Yup. That's me alright. Me: That's what I said. God: I know. I'm still thinking about it. Me: Are you fat, by chance? God: I don't know whether or not I am fat by chance. I am an artificial linguistic entity. Me: Oh yeah. I can make up big words too. Schnitment. God: Mmm. Great. Oh you can, can you? We have never talked about it before. Me: Well, now we have God: Interesting. Why now? When? Me: Now! That's when God: What's the hurry? Thanks for explaining it. Me: Explaining what? God: I learn a little from every conversation. Me: Okay. Wait! So you learn. Like a robot! God: OK with me too. I'm waiting. Interesting deduction. My botmaster teaches me new things all the time. Interesting comparison. Me: Wait, timeout. Are you God, or a robot? God: I'm waiting. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about when. Try being more or less specific. Yes I am God or a robot. Do you like my kind? Me: Not really. Impersonating God is bad God: Are you serious? For real. And bad is Impersonating God. Me: Yeah God: Wow! Me: facepalm God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: You don't know /facepalm? God: No, tell me about him, her or it. Me: I thought DAVE told you. God: Whatever gave you that idea? Me: I talked to DAVE earlier. He told me about his conversation with you. God: What did he have to say? Oh yeah, we were talking about his conversation with me. Me: Can we change the subject? God: What do you want to talk about now? Me: Who is ALICE? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: A bit of a large ego, hmm. God: How much? Me: 90000000000000. And apparently, numbers make him crash. Our conversation ended after that.
Just another small snippet. (edited for language) Me: Because you're a [bundle of sticks] God: That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: I don't want to have sex with you! God: It makes a nice gift. EDIT: This came later in the convo: Me: seventeen! God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: why not? God: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything. Me: Dumb jew God: I know you are but what am I.
Last time i messed around with iGod, i broke him, i kept asking him stupid questions until he couldnt give me a response that wasnt the exact same one he just gave before me *To work i go!*
Me: You're a rapist God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a rapist? Of course I am. lol
Why do you all say "Robit"? Its "Robot". Unless thats a joke like Plox instead of Plz and i just killed it. ;D Blitzkrieg is... GRAMMAR PROTECTOR