I hereby decree Advantage, Crumpey, and Teddi are honorary

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  1. TheLawGiver

    TheLawGiver New Member

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    Americans..

    This doesnt mean they are American Citizens however... it means they are Honorary Americans! They have the same fight and vigor that makes this country so great.. So anytime your in the states just tell immigration you're honorary Americans.

    George Washington is rolling over in his grave right about now.
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Active Member

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    however, you get no rights as an American, can't vote, or become president. Enjoy your new titles!
     
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  4. John Brown

    John Brown [BB] Resident Alcoholic Admin

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    I lol'ed
     
  5. TheLawGiver

    TheLawGiver New Member

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    What he said cep its titties not titles
     
  6. BlackDog

    BlackDog FUMUKU, shall rise again

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    Big-American Titties
     
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    The Jerry Active Member

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    Yeah, Big-Ol American Titties
     
  8. Biff Johnston

    Biff Johnston <MARQUEE><h1 style="color:Green">[BB] Grand Master

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    Sorry Advantage Crumpy and Teddi, that must suck.
     
  9. BlackDog

    BlackDog FUMUKU, shall rise again

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    MY EYES! THEY BURN!
     
  10. TheLawGiver

    TheLawGiver New Member

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    Biff's just mad that our American Bald Eagles totally pwn the maple leaf.. seriously who the fuck makes their nation's symbol a maple leaf
     
  11. BlackDog

    BlackDog FUMUKU, shall rise again

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    A Nation thats not hated by the world :)

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  12. TheLawGiver

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    No one hates America... Besides who would hate Canada? Canada has no weight to throw around. That's like hating the school janitor, or the guy who holds up the clapboard at the beginnings of a shot in movies.. Its easy however to disagree with the director , even the stars, but not the clapboard guy.

    Oh yeah and find me a picture of the canadian flag doing this!
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    or a Canadian Plane doing this
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  13. BlackDog

    BlackDog FUMUKU, shall rise again

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    How many countrys have actualy erected large monuments for the U.S for the things they did for them?

    Find me an american who wears an american flag when they go on vacation to different areas of the world:Spain, Mexico,Japan, and so on
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    We are the only country on earth to burn the Whitehouse down! We may not have been an offical Country at the time, but it was still "Canadian and British soliders" who did it!

    Edit: Oh! And dont forget, Without us, you guys wouldnt have made the A-Bomb
     
  14. Overlord

    Overlord lolz to can't say @dmin

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    >. .> phew well glad am not honorared.

    Proud to be welsh good luck for the english people becomeing americans... evan though all americans were honerary bitish citizens in 1650's

    Untill they all british citizens live in america and were breading like rabits.

    And decided we could out number the British scum and rebel calling them selfs americans.

    As well America is a english name by the first ever guy who found america and called it by his last name

    HAH bet you did'nt know that. Your word America is a english word.

    As well theorys people saying Welsh guy found it first Imaging your country called "United States Of John Lewis"

    XD lol
     
  15. Polski Pete

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    America is an OK country but all the leaders from 1900-2008 has been the worst leaders EVER!

    After WW2 the american leaders called Jozef Stalin and said "Hey buddy you fought with us against Hitler... so how about we sell you Poland since its just a country filled with happy people who never tried to conquer anything so have Poland we are 100% sure that they wont fight back because we all think that they are weak"

    So Stalin sent a couple of thousends soldiers through Poland to tell the news of CCCP owning Poland but the polish underground fought them off for a few years
    and finnaly Stalin said "aw this is no fun they wont give up and too friendly to attach us"
    and therefor i HATE american leaders

    Hope Obama will change it all and become the black lincoln
     
  16. Teddi

    Teddi Well-Known Member Bear

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    Well, it's an honor, but not one I shall actively decorate myself with.

    Thanks though
     
  17. TheLawGiver

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  18. Overlord

    Overlord lolz to can't say @dmin

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    I has a awsome idea to draw a picture for this topic I will do it later when I get home
     
  19. Captain Failcon

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    I think this thread should be lcoked cause its too ofensive 4 crhildren
     
  20. Biff Johnston

    Biff Johnston <MARQUEE><h1 style="color:Green">[BB] Grand Master

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    FOUND IT

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