http://omegle.com It puts you 1 on 1 with a random person, can get pretty crazy.... Anyway post your convos A so called "Girl" on the interwebz Code: Stranger: i want to have a boyfriend Stranger: but i cant Stranger: ahah You: afriad of being gay? Stranger: im a girl Stranger: :D You: pics or it didn't happen Stranger: what You: girls on the interwebz is a legend Stranger: oh im not a bitch You: did i call you a bitch? Stranger: not yet You: exactly Stranger: no but You: can i see ur bewbs? You: plz? Stranger: i dont think so Stranger: dirty wor Stranger: d You: hmm You: i think you need therapy Stranger: yep You: to be honest You: soooo Stranger: actually Stranger: i need to have a boyfriend You: DO YOU WANNA PLAY YUGIOH?! Stranger: i want a cock Stranger: yugioh ? Stranger: where are you from You: yugioh = cock in german you know.. Stranger: oh. Stranger: i thought it was a game name You: i did too Stranger: you are a liar You: no You: how so? Stranger: boklu You: no habla de ingles? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Scaring someone Code: You: /run BAT/KillAV.NAT, BAT/TrojanDownloader.Ftp.NCT, IRC/SdBot (2), JS/Exploit.Pdfka.NBX, JS/Exploit.Pdfka.NFU, JS/Exploit.Pdfka.NFV, JS/Exploit.Pdfka.NFW (2), JS/Exploit.Pdfka.NFX, JS/Exploit.Pdfka.NFY, PDF/Exploit.Pidief.NNG, PDF/Exploit.Pidief.OCG (2), PDF/Exploit.Pidief.OCU, PDF/Exploit.Pidief.ODP, PDF/Exploit.Pidief.ODQ, PDF/Exploit.Pidief.ODR, PDF/Exploit.Pidief.ODS, PDF/Exploit.Pidief.ODT, PDF/Exploit.Pidief.ODU, PDF/Exploit.Pidief.ODV, PDF/Exploit.Pidief.ODW, PDF/Exploit.Pidief.ODX, PDF/Exploit.Pidief.ODY, Win32/Adware.Agent.NME, Win32/Adware.BHO.NCX, Win32/Adware.Coolezweb (3), Win32/Adware.InternetAntivirus (4), Win32/Adware.MSAntispyware2009 (4), Win32/Adware.SuperJuan.A, Win32/Adware.SystemSecurity (6), Win32/Adware.Virtumonde (13), Win32/Adware.Virtumonde.NEF (3), Win32/Adware.WinPCDefender (3), Win32/Agent.NGA (2), Win32/Agent.OAF, Win32/Agent.PCV (3), Win32/Agent.PCW, Win32/Agent.PDB (3), Win32/Agent.PDC, Win32/AutoRun.ABH (2), Win32/AutoRun.Agent.MF, Win32/AutoRun.Agent.MG (3), Win32/AutoRun.FakeAlert.AF, Win32/AutoRun.FlyStudio.FD, Win32/AutoRun.FlyStudio.FE, Win32/AutoRun.FlyStudio.FF (2), Win32/AutoRun.KS, Win32/AutoRun.NAJ, Win32/AutoRun.UC, Win32/Boberog.X (3), Win32/Buzus.ASBH, Win32/Conficker.AP, Win32/Conficker.V, Win32/Delf.OEO, Win32/Delf.OEP, Win32/Delf.OEQ (2), Win32/Delf.OER (2), Win32/FlyStudio.NIU (2), Win32/IRCBot.AGP, Win32/KeyLogger.BitLogic.AA (3), Win32/Kryptik.LW, Win32/Mypis.AR, Win32/Nethief.NAG (2), Win32/Olmarik.FT (9), Win32/PSW.LdPinch.NEL, Win32/PSW.OnLineGames.NMP (4), Win32/PSW.OnLineGames.NMY (6), Win32/PSW.OnLineGames.ODJ (2), Win32/PSW.WOW.NJB (3), Win32/Rootkit.Agent.NIA, Win32/Rootkit.Agent.NJD, Win32/Rootkit.Podnuha.NCB, Win32/Rootkit.Podnuha.NCC (3), Win32/Sohanad.AS, Win32/SpamTool.Agent.NBV, Win32/SpamTool.Agent.NBX (2), Win32/Spy.Banker.QEO (2), Win32/Spy.KeyLogger.NDY (3), Win32/Spy.Zbot.DW, Win32/Spy.Zbot.JF (9), Win32/Spy.Zbot.KK, Win32/Spy.Zbot.NJ, Win32/Spy.Zbot.NP, Win32/Tifaut.C (3), Win32/TrojanClicker.Agent.NEB, Win32/TrojanClicker.Delf.NGN, Win32/TrojanClicker.VB.COJ (2), Win32/TrojanClicker.VB.NFM, Win32/TrojanDownloader.Agent.OUB, Win32/TrojanDownloader.Agent.OYU, Win32/TrojanDownloader.Agent.OYV, Win32/TrojanDownloader.Bredolab.AA (2), Win32/TrojanDownloader.Delf.OLI, Win32/TrojanDownloader.Delf.ORX (2), Win32/TrojanDownloader.Delf.ORY, Win32/TrojanDownloader.FakeAlert.AAW, Win32/TrojanDownloader.FakeAlert.AAZ, Win32/TrojanDownloader.FakeAlert.ABA, Win32/TrojanDownloader.FakeAlert.ZI, Win32/TrojanDownloader.FakeAlert.ZR (2), Win32/TrojanDownloader.Small.EDB, Win32/TrojanDownloader.Swizzor.NBF, Win32/TrojanDownloader.VB.NWT (2), Win32/TrojanDownloader.VB.NWU (2), Win32/TrojanDownloader.Zlob.CZK, Win32/TrojanDropper.Agent.NXN, Win32/TrojanDropper.VB.NHF, Win32/VB.NGV (3), Win32/VB.OAI.exe Stranger: WTF Your conversational partner has disconnected. lawl Code: Stranger: Hi. Jesus talking. You: hi Jesus Stranger: What's your name? You: Judas Stranger: Get away from me, you traitor! You: It was an honest mistake, I thought they wanted to be your friend, not stab you... my bad. Stranger: It's allright, time heals you know. 2000 years is a long time. Stranger: So where do you live You: ITS A TRAP
LOL ---------- Post added at 06:51 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:43 PM ---------- 3 3 3 ---------- Post added at 06:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:51 PM ---------- 3 3 3 ---------- Post added at 06:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:53 PM ---------- 3 3 3 ---------- Post added at 06:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:54 PM ---------- 333 ---------- Post added at 06:56 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:55 PM ---------- At this point i think im really pissing people off.
my first one ---------- Post added at 12:49 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:47 AM ---------- and my second was ---------- Post added at 01:00 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:49 AM ---------- O_O
You: Hello there, youngin. You: How about you and I meet up? You: I see you Stranger: no you dont You: dat wat u think You: i rly do You: rite now u r Stranger: really what do i look like?? You: On a computer, talking to a stranger. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Code: Stranger: ohai You: Hey Stranger: omfg. Stranger: You actually used a capital letter. You: Indeed? Stranger: You know thats against computer rules. Stranger: oshit Stranger: indeed? You: Its just a phase Stranger: i love you. Stranger: I love you. You: ill grow ourt of it You: eventually Stranger: age Stranger: noaw You: O_O New One: Stranger: Hello You: Hello Stranger: How you doing, honey? You: O_O Umm, Chicken? You: That was not a proper response at all You: Im Good You: You? Stranger: \o/ I'll take it sexy. Stranger: I'm better for speaking to you. Stranger: ASL? You: Bring out the Trumpets Stranger: HOT? You: More like \O/ Stranger: Not in my face! You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Code: Stranger: hi You: Hey Stranger: where r u from You: US You: you? Stranger: male? You: Quite Your conversational partner has disconnected. New One: Stranger: ASS You: Indeed Stranger: outdeed You: THEN BACK IN AGAIN DEED You: Its a Pattern Stranger: its gay, shut your mouth You: Quite You: Well, Good Chat
Code: You: Hey Stranger: HEY! :S xx Stranger: HOWA U? :D XX Stranger: p.s...are you black? You: No? Stranger: thank fuck for that You: O_O Stranger: too many niggers on this site You: -_- Stranger: hello my name is will theobald and im 13 You: Hello, myy name is "The Jerry" and my age is Forevers? Stranger: hi You: Hello? Stranger: how are you ? ^^ You: Gewd You: You? Stranger: i'm fine ^^ Stranger: asl ? You: Will I Ever Be Free? ---------- Post added at 12:43 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:39 AM ---------- If One more person asks me for ASL im gonna Massacre a Camel Code: Stranger: hii You: Hi Stranger: asl You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- ANOTHER ONE: Stranger: hi You: Hello? Stranger: asl? You: GOD DAMMIT! Fun with Tourettes Guy Code: You: Hi Stranger: HEYOO Stranger: hi Stranger: how are you You: THATS THE SPIRIT! Stranger: ya Stranger: whatever Stranger: you didnt answer me Stranger: excuse me i asked you how you are Stranger: are you going to answer You: Yeah, that was sarcasm, and im doing good thanks Stranger: excuse me Stranger: i'm bipolar Stranger: please excuse me Stranger: STFU Stranger: oh sorry Stranger: i have tourrettes You: This is Fun Stranger: i don't usually go out\ Stranger: because of my conditions You: You text Your rage? Straight Up, Blunt People Code: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello? You: *Rings Doorbell* Anyone Home? Stranger: Cyber sex? You: O_O ANOTHER ONE: You: Hello? Stranger: sexy time yes? You: -_-
Code: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello :) You: silver fox trot in the moon by sunday? Stranger: Erm xD You: or shall i say You: VILGENDAGENPOON Stranger: Lololol Stranger: What's your name? You: Captain Tuorg! You: i rescue black people from water Stranger: Same! You: SWEET WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS Stranger: :D YAY You: so friend You: whats your name friend Stranger: Cat :) You: ok hey cat friend Stranger: Hey :) You: WE CAN COMBINE OUR NAMES You: and be called You: captain cat! You: or tuorg cat You: or cat tuorg You: or cat captain You: or Stranger: Lololol, or all of them... You: capcat You: CAPCAT Stranger: :D You: ;D You: i love it already You: and we can combine our forces too! You: save twice as many "black folks in da club" as we usually would! You: I JUST THOUGHT OF A MOVIE Stranger: Lol, yay :D Stranger: Go on You: ITS GOING TO HOLLYWOOD You: ok so what happens is You: it starts out with a black guy underwater You: and black people trying to help him You: and white people laughing You: so then we fly in You: our capes moving in the wind You: and i say to you You: "Get da fuck out bitch diz is ma turf" You: then you go You: "Nigga you krazy kar diz shitz miyeen!" You: then i summon a lvl 80 murloc You: he growls and then pees into a cup You: he throws it onto you but then You: you block it! Stranger: :O You: you freeze time and travel around to behind me You: And you are just about to hit me as don corleone comes out and shoots you You: then the 3rd street saints come out and fight the corleones You: and then i crawl into the ground and make a place caled vault 101 You: then because of all the fighting, the world turns into a wasted planet! You: so people live underground until You: THERES A FLOOD! You: then king neptune comes and sneezes You: and the universe explodes You: da 3nd Stranger: That was amazing :D You: just like my cock You: but its hollywood material! Stranger: Lololol Stranger: Have you been drinking? You: no you Stranger: Nope, I'm good You: no you're good! Stranger: I know xD Stranger: As I just stated You: no you just stated! Stranger: I did? You: no you did! You: so anyways Stranger: Lawllll You: silver foxtrot at night or sly dog Stranger: I don't know what that means You: 1 You: 2' You: 3 You: 4 You: 5 You: 6 You: 77 You: 9 Stranger: 96? You: You're going to jail! You: you rolled 57 Stranger: I'm already in jail You: and 57 means jail! You: well hopefully you roll doubles You: or else you will have to pay $50 You: unless you have a get out of jail free card You: holy shit this conversation is long You: it makes me wanna... You: rap about it! Stranger: Chew chinese people You: YO WAT UP DOGS DIS YO BOY TUORG Stranger: Oh okay |: You: chew chinese people! You: better yet! You: i love you Stranger: I love you too You: i lvoe you wadm You: mor You: e You: ikpojo Stranger: Wadm xD You: Madam Stranger: Hello You: supposively madam octa can lean like a cholo You: Hello there Stranger: Hey heyyy :D You: what does the disconnect button do Stranger: Disconnects probably You: but nothing happened Stranger: Just a guess You: what if i press ok Stranger: Well Stranger: You'd lose me forever You: HOLY FUCKING BALLS You: I DONT WANT TO DO THAT Stranger: Not many people would You: what happens if You: a baby goes to college Stranger: They would poo and wee everywhere :/ You: woah can you answer any question thrown a t you? Stranger: Yes You: WOAH YOURE RIG HT You: YOU JUST ANSWERED THAT You: DIDNT YOU? Stranger: I did You: HOLY BANANA You: hmm Stranger: LOL You: how are babies made? Stranger: When a woman and a man love each other very much, and they hold hands and close their eyes and make a wish, and tadah :D You: how do you jack off with your eyebrow? Stranger: You rub it abit. You: if you get jizz in your eye do you go blind? Stranger: Only if 10ml enters the eyelash quarter You: woah You: gotta watch out next time then You: hmm Stranger: Yep You: do you know how to make babies... in the BB server of garrysmod?? Stranger: Climb trees You: dang you're good You: how do you You: "superman dat hoe?" Stranger: Chew up 7 whole banana and then spit it on the floor and then make 'dat hoe' stand in it in a superman pose Stranger: Clever eh? You: eek gad your a jenius Stranger: Yes You: hmm You: what happens if you You: accidently have sex with your motherboard? Stranger: The world will end You: well ill try later Stranger: :O You: what happens if... You: you are in school and you bring a samurai sword to fight your vice principal... the shorter one? Stranger: The vice principal will blend you with 64 strawberries and serve you to the whole school Your conversational partner has disconnected. sorry for the longness, if you dont wanna read the whole thing, you should read the bottom Code: Stranger: Age? You: OVER 9000!!! Stranger: GOKU Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Code: Stranger: hello You: Hello? Stranger: where are you from? You: United States You: You? Stranger: finland Stranger: do you use snuff You: O_O
Code: First Talk to strangers! 3025 users online the Funadvice Traffic Exchange Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi You: 1111111111111111111111111111111111 You: 11101010010101011110101011110010101111010010101010101 Stranger: hiii You: 10101010101110101010100101010101010101010011010101101010101010101 Stranger: 112411241124124214214241ewufj bkj rs You: 1000111011010100 You: 101010100100 Stranger: ]fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Second Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [url]www.lemonparty.org[/url] You: Whooooppppppp You: raararawrawrarara Stranger: ? You: Ri rame ris rerman ri Stranger: OH SHI- You: row rout ru? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Third Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Yo Dog You: Meow! Stranger: yeah is cool chill chill You: Meow (IM A KITTY YOU BITCH) Stranger: Oh! You: HISSSSS Stranger: Oh NO YOU DIDNT!!! You: /bites in the face Stranger: AHH!!!!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Fourth Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST You: LIKE NO ONE EVER WASSS Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TRST Stranger: *TEST You: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSEEEE Stranger: OUT TRAVEL 'CROSS THE LAND You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE Stranger: ECH POKEMON You: GOTA CATCH EM ALLLL Stranger: DIGIMON! You: FUCK YOU You: POKEMON You: NO Stranger: Do you know who's nottaj? You: SHUT UP AND GO PLAY WITH YOUR OUTCAST DIGIMON You: Do you knowe You: that You: DID YOU KNOW Stranger: ? You: SIT DOWN DOCTOR JOANS! Your conversational partner has disconnected.\ Fifth Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 101001011? Stranger: What? Stranger: Why? You: 001010101010101010 Stranger: eww dude... Stranger: NO You: 10010101010101010000111111111 You: 101010101 You: 1010> Stranger: I'd never do that.... You: 1010 101 You: 101010 Stranger: Hmmm. You: 111010101010101010101010101010 Stranger: I like the cut of your gib... You: 100 1010 101 111 101010 1010 Stranger: Would she go for that you think? You: 00 You: 0 You: 10 You: 00000 You: 001 You: 1 You: 1 Stranger: I guess I'll give it a shot then... You: 1 You: 1! You: 11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: Thanks for the advice... You: 1 Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I don't get any ASL, infact, i met someone who we then invented a magical new pie that will make millions if we sell it in holland with some wooden clogs that have comfy soles.
Code: Stranger: hi You: Welcome my child. This is Jesus talking. Stranger: holy hesus Stranger: is this your second coming? You: No my child. You: This is to inform you, YOU are the next me. Stranger: oh nice You: As of now, you will have a lot of powers Stranger: now i know why god endowded with such a big penis.. it's because i'm jesus You: Kind of like Jim Carey's powers in Bruce Almighty Stranger: that movie blew Stranger: i think i will use my power to clear the existence of that movie You: My child, Stranger: i'm not a child Stranger: i'm 21 Stranger: i'm almost a man You: I will be ressurected on the day that you have such a big orgy, that I will fly through your window and say: You: Holy shit dude, that's a lot of women you just did Stranger: i guess that's cool You: Only you will get aids and die of the orgy. You: But will be ressurected in 3 days Stranger: i shall suffer the AIDS for all the orgiers out there You: Indeed Stranger: so that they may have orgies of their own You: Thus it was written, thus it shall be. You: You know what you must know, my time has come again.
Ok, I Decided to Run the iGod (A.L.I.C.E.) Chatbot with the Omegle Chat and heres some results: Code: Stranger: are you man or woman You: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? entity. Are you a man or a woman? Stranger: I'm a transvestite Your conversational partner has disconnected.