Marriage Counseling

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Elk, Jul 21, 2010.

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  1. Elk

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    Brought to you by Elk.
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    Elk, Jul 21, 2010
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  2. Teddi

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    Wouldn't I be more suited for this job? After all, I do sound middle aged.
     
    Teddi, Jul 21, 2010
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  3. Zeke

    Zeke [BB] Sub Admin Sub Admin

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    Help I killed my wife.
     
    Zeke, Jul 21, 2010
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  4. Elk

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    Find a sinkhole, dump body. Boom, done.
    Next?
     
    Elk, Jul 21, 2010
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  5. John Brown

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    Help I helped kill Zeke's wife.
     
    John Brown, Jul 21, 2010
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  6. Whitefang

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    Help I helped John help kill Zeke's wife
     
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  7. Teddi

    Teddi Well-Known Member Bear

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    Find sinkhole, bury John and shoot self in head.
     
    Teddi, Jul 21, 2010
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  8. Elk

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    I will personally hunt down Whitefang and kill him as well.
    Marriage counselling at it's finest, eh, ol' chap?
     
    Elk, Jul 21, 2010
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    Help I accidentally made John's wife pregnant.
     
    Tubbimora, Jul 21, 2010
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  10. Whitefang

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    But once you find me, we'll wrestle first.
     
    Whitefang, Jul 21, 2010
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  11. Mc Diddles

    Mc Diddles <marquee><font size="3" color="blue">Justice Team<

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    Help, I made Elk pregnant and she doesnt even know.
     
    Mc Diddles, Jul 21, 2010
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  12. Whitefang

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    No way, I already did that!
     
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  13. Elk

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    UM
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    At least I know what George looks like, gtfo Whitefang.
    latecomebackedit: I didn't know it because I didn't feel it.
     
    Elk, Jul 21, 2010
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  14. Whitefang

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    That's because we sedated you.

    Remember kids: Don't leave your drinks unattended!
     
    Whitefang, Jul 21, 2010
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  15. Elk

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    Whitefang: how i abort babby
    Toodlepipelk: I am sad.
    Whitefang: d'aww
    Whitefang: Rejoice
    Whitefang: For your babby will be part programmer part troll


    ffs
     
    Elk, Jul 21, 2010
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    Mc Diddles <marquee><font size="3" color="blue">Justice Team<

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    Never did I see a woman take it up both holes so lightly!
     
    Mc Diddles, Jul 21, 2010
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  17. Elk

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    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

    OH MY GOD PLEASE NO
     
    Elk, Jul 21, 2010
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  18. Teddi

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    BB Roleplay: Providing quality rape since 2010.
     
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  19. Elk

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    We look at the logs and laugh at you for it, though.
     
    Elk, Jul 21, 2010
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    12:10 - Toodlepipelk: So which part am I? u_u
    12:11 - Whitefang: Everyone knows that 2 males > 1 female in the process of babbyforming.
    12:11 - Toodlepipelk: Fine, then I'll just give it my blue eyes.
    12:11 - Whitefang: I have blue/greenish eyes :eek:
    12:12 - Toodlepipelk: FFFFFFFFFFF
    12:12 - Toodlepipelk: Um.
    12:12 - Toodlepipelk: Blonde hair?
    12:12 - Whitefang: black
    12:12 - Toodlepipelk: No, me.
    12:12 - Whitefang: You don't have blonde hair silly
    12:13 - Toodlepipelk: Yes I do!
    12:13 - Whitefang: You were BORN with blonde hair?
    12:13 - Toodlepipelk: Yes I was.
    12:13 - Whitefang: well still, me and george both have black hair
    12:13 - Whitefang: so thats the 2 males > 1 female again
    12:13 - Whitefang: Maybe it'll have your messy room talent
    12:14 - Toodlepipelk: MY ROOM IS FINE
     
    Whitefang, Jul 21, 2010
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