Marriage Counseling

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Elk, Jul 21, 2010.

  1. Teddi

    Teddi Well-Known Member Bear

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    I don't think whitefang doesn't understand that two guys one girl doesnt product a mix of babby genes.
     
  2. Elk

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    Don't insult my organizational skills. ;_;
     
  3. Whitefang

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  4. Elk

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    Whitefang: Darn you woman
    Whitefang: distracting me from working on RP
    Toodlepipelk: It's not my fault you apparently want to form babbies
    Whitefang: I found george penetrating you in some alley
    Whitefang: so I figured I'd join in
    Whitefang: your fault for not being on birth control
    Toodlepipelk: You're just incredibly impressionable.
    Toodlepipelk: Shame on you.
    Whitefang: But... but...
    Whitefang: George said only pussies never rape women :(

    God dammit, George.
     
  5. Whitefang

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    You know, now that I think about it, Teddi and Zeke were also there..
     
  6. Elk

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  7. Mc Diddles

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    Your right... Your quite the little whore arnt you Elk.
     
  8. Elk

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    I was unconscious, it's not my fault.
     
  9. Zeke

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    Massive rape orgy
     
  10. Teddi

    Teddi Well-Known Member Bear

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    I have an alibi!
     
  11. Bundt

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    That sir, is called a Bukkake.

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    Bukkake occurs when a group of men, perhaps 50 or more, manually stimulate themselves to climax and proceed to squirt warm ectoplasm onto the face, hair, body, or into the eyeballs, ears or mouth of a waiting and willing female. The female will sometimes decide to swallow the creamy ejaculate and utilize the energy and protein it provides to rejuvenate her and allow her to heartily receive two further litres of semen onto her now apparently yogurt and glue covered visage.
     
  12. The Jerry

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    Holy shit, why is it that all of my suggestions result in almost immediate manifestation of said idea.
     
  13. Zeke

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    Bukkake is when you coat somebody in bodily fluids.
     
  14. Tubbimora

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    This thread got real hot.

    Real fast.
     
  15. Elk

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    It says willing. I was not willing.

    And it started out as a troll, but as you can see, it has backfired on me.
    And now, my power is about to go out due to a storm. *blip*