Forum Game : Corrupt - A - Wish

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Advantage, Mar 22, 2009.

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  1. Robert Benson

    Robert Benson Ze Captain

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    Wish granted, but an alien race soon destroys earth due to the lack of military arms.

    I wish for zekes download link.
     
    Robert Benson, Mar 24, 2009
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  2. George

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    Wish Granted but your ISP blocks the download

    I wish my girlfriend would just let me kiss her in public rather than just in private.
     
    George, Mar 24, 2009
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  3. The Jerry

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    Wish Granted, But you get Gonorrhea

    I wish Your Girlfriend would Kiss me in private instead of in public.
     
    The Jerry, Mar 24, 2009
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  4. antid2

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    wish granted, but shes a transy


    i wish people would stop msging me
     
    antid2, Mar 24, 2009
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  5. Pot Ducky

    Pot Ducky Hurf Durf,

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    Wish granted now they pm you,

    I wish i had faster download speeds :/
     
    Pot Ducky, Mar 24, 2009
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  6. John Brown

    John Brown [BB] Resident Alcoholic Admin

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    Granted, Too bad your monitor is on fire

    I wish I had 1. Billion. Dollahs.
     
    John Brown, Mar 24, 2009
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  7. Whitefang

    Whitefang ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Granted, however, the Dollah to Dollar course is only 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 cents.

    I wish for World War III and Hitler to be resurrected.
     
    Whitefang, Mar 24, 2009
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  8. Pot Ducky

    Pot Ducky Hurf Durf,

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    Granted but your a jew.

    I wish i had a snow day at school tomorrow, Or the school burnt down.
     
    Pot Ducky, Mar 24, 2009
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  9. limilim

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    Wish Granted, but you're in the school when I burnt down.
    I wish I was god.
     
    limilim, Mar 24, 2009
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  10. Robert Benson

    Robert Benson Ze Captain

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    Wish granted but no one follows you.

    I wish the movie Coraline wasn't so trippy.
     
    Robert Benson, Mar 24, 2009
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  11. The Jerry

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    Wish Granted, But then you can tell whats happening and the plot is terrible and you cut off your eyes with a rusty spoon made of hair and meat balls.

    I wish that made more sense
     
    The Jerry, Mar 24, 2009
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  12. Snypedbyme2

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    Granted but it makes 0.1% more sense

    I wish for no more romance/love movies (EW)
     
    Snypedbyme2, Mar 25, 2009
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  13. Overlord

    Overlord lolz to can't say @dmin

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    Wish granted you see it less advertisement until one day you watch broad back mountain and changed your life around

    I wish God never made Sex
     
    Overlord, Mar 25, 2009
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  14. cpf

    cpf <s>Heckler</s>

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    Granted, but you don't exist. Sorry bud, be careful with what you wish for.

    I wish I didn't have any schoolwork.
     
    cpf, Mar 25, 2009
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  15. Xandrah2

    Xandrah2 Fear me puny humans!

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    Granted, but you're in preschool have fun with going through school again.

    I wish I could sleep all day tomorrow
     
    Xandrah2, Mar 25, 2009
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  16. limilim

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    Granted, but while you're sleeping you miss a test causing you to fail and repeat your grade.
    I wish I could shoot pewpew laser beams.
     
    limilim, Mar 25, 2009
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  17. The Jerry

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    Wish Granted, But the Lasers are Made of feces

    I wish I could hunt Cantalopes of Antalopes
     
    The Jerry, Mar 25, 2009
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  18. Robert Benson

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    Granted, but the Antelopes are smarter than you think, and run up to you, disarm you, tie you up, and feed you to a pack of wild Furbies that had been dumped into a radioactive pool of sludge left there by some African tribe who figured the glowing slime was good to eat.

    I wish I had a really nice ball-point pen.
     
    Robert Benson, Mar 25, 2009
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  19. cpf

    cpf <s>Heckler</s>

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    Wish granted, but it was a really, really thin pipe bomb.

    I wish fedex would ship stuff faster.
     
    cpf, Mar 25, 2009
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  20. Zephyr1551

    Zephyr1551 The Slayer of Bob

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    Wish granted but they send your packages to the wrong people

    I wish I had the fastest interwebz
     
    Zephyr1551, Mar 25, 2009
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