Forum Game : Corrupt - A - Wish

Wish granted, but when he comes back he'll jump all of us for our money.
I wish that the next wish won't be bad.

 

Wish Granted. But it actually does come true and the wish was that someone wanted you dead.

I wish I had the power of teleportation

 

Wish Granted, and on your first TP you land in a wall an you cant noclip out because your keyboard is at home.

I wish Zeke wasn't psychic

 

Wish Granted, because he isn't

I wish iPhone had the 3.0 update NAO and I did not have to wait til June :-(

(Sorry 'bout the 3 post rule. I cba atm)

 

no offense to british people, but every single one I've met has used that term "Cant Be Asked", and uses in situations it doesn't even apply to (like this one). You Can't be Asked to Follow Rules :O!!!11!!1!6(wtf six?)1!!

 

I think "cba" stands for Can't be assed.

Wish Granted but then Apple shuts down and recals all the iPhones due to a habit of them blowing up the next day.

I wish my homework caught fire and threw itself out the window far far away.

 

Wish granted but it then landed in a fire extinguisher and then flew onto your teacher's desk. (And she failed you)

I wish i had 6 arms.

 

Wish granted but they grow so huge you die.

I wish I had someone to play L4D with.

 

Granted, but he shoots the car over and over and over and over and over and over, and somehow finds a way to block you out of the safe room.

I wish for puppies to die.

 

Wish Granted, But you turn into one and a Soldier throws you off a cliff

I wish I could Respire Automatically

 

Wish granted, but the automatic respirer blows up in your face


I wish me and Che could rp Watchmen D:

 

Granted, but the server crashs everytime you rp it.

I wish my cat wouldent stare at me so much =\

 

Granted, Instead your cats stares at your mother which causes her to suicide.

I wish for <9000 waffles.

 

Granted, However you go blind, and the waffles are made of Live Wasps Taped together and Painted with toxic lead paint mixed with Heroine and Your Addicted

I Wish I Wasn't so Funny

 

Granted, you are depressed

I wish I was happier right now :\

 

Granted , then somoene random dm's you on BB... shame

I wish i didnt have loads of exams to do....

 

Granted, instead you get loads of midterms.

I wish serious and RLRP were done.

 

Granted, but gmod becomes corrupted and Garry is unable to recover it. We're all fucked.

I wish this band would just release their new damn album.

 

Granted, "This Band" just released their new album, And it fucking sucks.

I wish for a glass of apple cider.