The way this game is played is you grant the wish of the previous poster with some terrible consequence, then make a wish of your own. Examples: You get the picture. Here's my wish: I want to be the first female president of the USA.
Granted! However you lose all power instantly as well as any female bodily parts. I want to be another fruit.
Granted! You're now a banana, but a sexually confused monkey instead of eating you put you up his pooper. I want to be pro at lua.
Wish Granted! However you now own no other skills and work for a chinese sushi market. I want to steal biff.
Granted! But he runs away from you and you get killed by the government for kidnap. I want a girlfriend.
Granted. But calling her female is pushing it, in reality she is a 46 year old russian transvestite. I wish I had a Deathnote. Ex Dee
Wish Granted. You spelt "Pony" Incorrect so you get some alien life form coming in from the planet xen and buttraping you constantly. I wish i had nothing.
Granted, but now you have a bunch of minges stalking you everywhere you go. I wish I had a bunch of hott buttsecks.
Wish granted only you had to go to the correctional facility to find it with a guy named Sally who made you his bitch I wish that I had a nicer chair to sit in.
Wish Granted. But the afro is infected with lice which is now eating away at your scalp. I wish I owned the world.
Granted! But the worlds in the middle of Nuclear Warfare with God and Jebus. I wish I had a deathnote of an infinite amount of time! (I will have this Deathnote!)
Granted, But its got a trojan and a crap load of viruses on and its actually beastiality called Death Note. I wish I owned the guy who owned Buger King.