Granted, but the handicapped people press charges against you, and they win. ( So you're forced to live in a small cardboard box, just right down the street from Gene and Ned Flanders. ) I wish, I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart. DRAGON TALES FTW.
Wish Granted, but by going to this "Dragon Land" you end up being the only Human there, meaning you must reproduce half-man, half-dragon creatures for the rest of your days. I wish that I had Corran's PC
Wish granted but it has a HD full of gay porn and trojans. I wish I wouldn't ever get bedhead because it looks like a Mohawk when you have afro bedhead.
Wish GRANTED however in the next few weeks you become bald and everyone runs away from you I wish I was Senior class president to make a difference at my school.
Wish Granted, only no one even realizes that a Senior class president even exists. (Lol I just found out we had one at my graduation yesterday) I wish I lived in a mansion on the street with Gene, Ned Flanders and Evanders hobo box which I can drive by every day and laugh at all of them.
Wish Granted, but they are angry at you so they throw rocks at your shiny new car, smash up your house and take a dump in your pool... Ouch... I wish that GTA4 had more missions.
Wish GRANTED however the missions are so hard and impossible to beat and there are no game cheat codes. I wish I could get done with being a intern and get to the part were they give me a badge and gun
GRANTED!, Only that when you go outside you find that your never really wanted to become a cop in the first place. And instead take up a professional dance class. Where you will FAIL horribly. Your parents will be ashamed of your crappy life choices and abandon you. Your friends will never talk to you. And society will shun you. Now with your life over, you rob an antique store only to be arrested by the guy you intered for. Now your back into the justice system only this time the bad side, and find your self bunking with convicted rapists and murderers and gang lords. XD XD I wish that I had a sweet (impervious and nothing can go wrong with it) body suit sorta like Ironman.
granted only the batteries die and its to heavy to move so you starve to death inside I wish that I had a pet blooper like this:
GRANTED, only that nintindo sues you for stealing their blooper. You, the proud person you are, dont pay the money. And mario comes to your house and and beats you up until he gets enough coins out of you for a 1-UP! I wish that I had a playstation 4. (Only possible thing to get me away from my PS3.)
Wish GRANTED however you get sued from PlayStation and found Guilty for having a PS4 and you move into the same cell with me. (Believe me if you herd me on vent with BlackDog you wouldn't want to) I wish I could move out of Connecticut and move to Boston MASS or NYC ;D
Granted! You move into my street with my neighbours Ned Flanders, Evander and the recently deceased Zeke. I wish that my mansion was filled with fit 100% hot and 100% female women.
granted, but there all gold diggers and take your manson and all your money in an epic court case i wish i had a super computer.
Wish Granted! Your now nano modded like JC Denton, But no-one knows who that is so you're still the same I wish I had a pet zombie that wouldn't eat me.
Wish Granted, but your pet zombie infects everyone else on Earth, leaving you the only human on the planet. I wish that Valve were more Productive.
Wish GRANTED, valve starts to make more games, but in their haste they make crappy games like: Dr. Freeman's Block Stacker (Also Known as Tetris) Portal 1 1/2 (Side Scrolling Flash version with a new level.) Crowbar Hero (Ripoff of Guitar Hero, only you use a crowbar, and hit 2D headcrabs to a beat.) GTA {Grand Terrorist Assassins} (Doom game only with m16s and deagles) I wish that I could sing like the chocolate rain kid on youtube.com.
Granted, but you spend your entire life getting made fun of for your ridiculous music videos. I wish I could get a keypad hacker from Teddi.
Wish GRANTED however now everyone doesn't use a keypad now its all wire. I wish I could get a 300 game in bowling.
Wish granted, however you end up not letting go of the ball and it becomes a foul 300. I wish i had some cake right now.