The Wish Granter

Wish Granted, but the Walrus is over "friendly" and body slams you every time it sees you, and proceeds to rape you.

I wish that I could buy Super Smash Bros. Brawl NAO.

 

Wish granted however the CD is actually a shuriken from Snake, and upon opening the box it proceeds to use a steam powered mechanism and rips your head off.

I wish the above actually existed.

 

Wish Granted, it actually exists, but in another dimension.

I wish that BB Life was completed.

 

Granted but Ben dies before it's uploaded.


I wish to have the perfect Deathnote with no bad side effects.

 

granted! but you get so happy because theres no bad thing happen you so eveyone thinks your crazy and your locked away for ever!

i wish i could stop and start time.

 

Granted, only time starts to jump forward 5-10 years after you keep starting it too often. You end up 500 years in the future as a slave to apes.

I wish for super hobo powers

 

Granted. But you win the lottery and now you got super rich powers. I wish teddi stop making fake keypad hackers to watch me tear my self apart for it.

 

Granted! He will stop for 10 seconds.

I wish there were no DMers on BB RolePlay.

 

Granted! But the DMers flood on to the build server. I wish that I was a guitar god.

 

Wish granted however everytime you touch a guitar it explodes into a thousand pieces.

I wish I could be a master of wiremod.

 

Granted, But wiremod shuts down 5 seconds after.

I wish Ned Flanders was real.

 

Wish granted, but he moves in next to you, and annoys the hell out of you for the rest of your life.

I wish people would stop posting stupid wishes.

 

Wish Granted however all of a sudden everyone becomes so smart besides you and you have no clue what they are talking about ???

I wish I was fired from work

(Long story)

 

Granted, you're fired from work but now everyone thinks you're a no-life so they shun you from the community, force you to live in a box somewhere in the desert where only camel riders pass by throwing rocks at you.

I wish I had chips right now.

 

Wish Granted but they're covered in Poison, waiting for you to devour them.

I wish that School wasn't invented.

 

Granted, now we're all stupid.

I wish Grimm would stop playing STALKER all the time.

 

Wish GRANTED however [BB] Roleplay all of a sudden came very inactive :'(

I wish cops (RL) would stop for a person in a cross-walk.

 

Granted but now streets are no existent

I wish me and Ben could volunteer at a soup kitchen.

 

Granted, but Ben starts a food fight which ends in hot steamy man-on-man loving.

I wish there was a hotel for wheel-chair bound people that only had stairs and no elevators.