The Wish Granter

Granted! Only the fire from the rockets ignites the wood on the canoe and it all burst into flames. (HEH) Then when you start crying over it the wind blows burning hot embers into your eys and you go blind. While searching around with your hands you grab a bear by its big hairy......nose. And It bites your face off. Then you fall of a cliff.

I wish I knew what teddi meant earlier when he said this:

Obvieously his wish didnt come true.

 

Granted! but you got struck by a case of amnesia and now forget what he meant

I wish i had a meteor shower gun in the rp server

 

Granted, but the first meteor to strike the earth hits you and crushes your bones as you scream "ARRGHHGHGGHGH MY BONES!" Once you die the strikes stop and the world breaks out into peace

I wish i had my own blimp with turbo engines and a pilot who could do barrel rolls in it

 

wish granted , however a large pin appears from nowhere , you can imagine what happens next...

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish i had a £500 bicycle

 

Granted, but when you're about to ride it the first time a car comes out of nowhere and runs it over.

I wish I had Gmod 12 with all the current errors of 11 fixed, including the obsessive load times.

 

Granted but as soon as you join a server (in less than 5 secs) your computer is locked up by a haxor in New Zealand.

I wish for the next post to be blank. (No words at all)

 

Wish granted except it stopped working after a while

i wish i had an apple

 

Wish granted. Only its full of worms and maggots when you take a bit. MMmmMmMmmm.

I wish i was a super admin.

 

Granted, but the fact that you now call yourself Super Grace, has Lex Luthor mistakeing you for Superman and fires a large nuke at you, vaporiseing you and half of the world in the process. "Lex Luthor is killed in the blast :-[ "

I wish i had the Finglonger

 

Granted But you drop it down a storm drain, and lose it forever.

I wish there really was a War of the Servers 2.

 

wish granted1 really , there is ! Dan was watching it yesterday :-\ ???
i wish i had another baNANA

 

Wish granted, But after you have finished with the banana, you throw the banana skin on the floor. You later trip over this banana, and fall backwards onto a bed of rusty nails, As you get up, you trip again on the banana and go flying into a knife on the floor, which cuts off something (rather small) between your legs.

I wish Garry/Valve fixed Reliable screenshot overflow.

 

Granted! but then a new error RSO2 come and does the same thing, but only worse (crashes your game) and does it everything you join a server.

I wish my license wasnt suspended. (I drive anyway hehe.)

 

Wish granted, but you take the cops on a 5 star chase and lose it again.

I wish Garry would pull his finger out.